Must be those prune trees next door

I don’t know what’s going on with the birds around work lately, but today we went outside for playground time and were immediately under shit siege. Poop rained down from the heavens in a mighty mighty shower and coated everything in its path. The kids of course were blissfully unaware of the gruesomeness [...]

No, really, you shouldn’t have

In addition to getting gifts from families at the PMO, I am also receiving gifts from the other women who work there, women that I spend a considerable amount of time with each week and consider good friends. The evolution of this gift giving was a convoluted, twisted process that I don’t totally understand, [...]

I’ve also heard that it’s become a tradition to buy a gift for the authors of the blogs you read.

I know I’ve been doing a lot of Can You Believe What I Just Discovered/Look What Amazing Thing I Am Going To Tell You About posts, but what can I say, I write from the heart. And my heart is just FULL UP with OMGs right now.
For example, I recently discovered that when [...]

Yet another poop post

Starting now, I have one whole week off of work. With pay! So instead of wiping 50 noses and 50 butts, I will now only have to wipe one nose and one butt! Bliss. This number of course excludes my own nose and butt. Just in case you were wondering.
Wow, I really [...]

Just between you and me, ok Internet?

Technically, we’re not supposed to have favorites at my job. But I simply cannot stick to that rule when there are kids like these:
- A stylish little girl with a haircut way better than mine (and probably more expensive than mine) who sounds like Scarlett O’ Hara when she wants something. “Maah paaaassy! [...]