Category Archives: me
That Bible really makes you look hot
Walking down the sidewalk next to church today, I noticed out of the corner of my eye a car slow down and roll down its window. Ready to give directions, I stopped and turned, only to be greeted by three … Continue reading
Filed under irreverence, me, out and about
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I’ve got, I’m still, I’m still Rachel from the blog
Y’all, I promise I have a new improved Yestertime for you coming soon. I know it sounds like I’m just saying that, but it’s just taking a long time to get it set up. The catalyst behind hosting my own … Continue reading
Sick Days in the land of Yestertime
I’m feeling much better today, and the proof is that I’ve gotten off the couch more than four times already, and it’s only 1:30. Stellar. At first I thought I would have squat to blog about today because yesterday consisted … Continue reading
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Report: Productivity is down
Let’s take a little walk through history, or at least through the last two Januaries. (Hold up, can you put an “ie” on the end of January? I’m mildly disturbed by the sight of it.) Anyhoo, I’m specifically harkening back … Continue reading
Filed under Bug, bumbling idiocracy, infinite wisdom, me
Just a few meager resolutions
#1 Eat fewer gallons of ice cream #2 Cure cancer/end world hunger #3 Exercise every single day #4 Become fluent in Spanish #5 Make my first million #6 Keep my house spotless #7 Potty train Bug Ok, obviously you can … Continue reading
Two paragraphs, both ending in “now”
I just ate a Lean Cuisine that was supposed to be a chicken enchilada, but tasted curiously of tuna. I looked at the box to make sure it was chicken, and realized that they weren’t even able to make the … Continue reading
Filed under bumbling idiocracy, me, Random
No. 1 way for a doctor to Freak Me Out
Call me unexpectedly at 7PM on a FRIDAY on my CELL PHONE. Rrrrrrriiiiiiing (Yes, my cell phone actually sounds like that. I am that boring.) “Hi Rachel! This is Doctor R., you came in last week for your cold and … Continue reading
Filed under me, rants, the doctor is out
I’ve also heard that it’s become a tradition to buy a gift for the authors of the blogs you read.
I know I’ve been doing a lot of Can You Believe What I Just Discovered/Look What Amazing Thing I Am Going To Tell You About posts, but what can I say, I write from the heart. And my heart is … Continue reading
Last night just before turning out the light
LORSO: (smooching me) Goodnight! ME: Ooh, you have minty fresh breath! LORSO: Why thank you. I brushed my teeth. ME: It’s especially minty though. LORSO: Oh, it could be my Carmex you’re smelling. Sorry – I know you don’t love … Continue reading
Filed under life in our house, Lorso, me
Don’t even get me started on what happens when I can’t find my Chapstick.
Bug was finally in bed last night, and the Lorso had a project to work on, which left me a couple of blissful, quiet hours to spend time with my best friend, the Internet. But when I plopped down on … Continue reading
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