The lion lives in the closet

LESSONS I LEARNED FROM BEING ON A BOAT FOR SEVEN DAYS:
- God is protecting us from ourselves by making it so that we must buy our food with money and spend time preparing it. Because God knows that with unlimited food available, we would eat ourselves into a silly oblivion. Ice cream after [...]

This is how I hope my post tomorrow goes

We’re back!*
I am tan and rested and have lost a couple of pounds. Oh, and my hair is shinier.
The weather was beautiful the whole time, no one got annoyed with anyone else, and we won $3000 in the ship casino!
Bug learned how to swim, and went to bed early every night with his grandparents, [...]

Telegram from the tropics

AM NOT REALLY IN TROPICS AS I WRITE THIS POST STOP
AM TRYING TO WRITE ALL THE BLOG POSTS FOR A WEEK IN ONE NIGHT STOP
IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD STOP
PLEASE DON’T STOP READING MY BLOG AFTER THIS WEEK STOP
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL WRITE EMAILS LIKE THIS STOP
MOSTLY BECAUSE IT’S FUN TYPING STOP [...]

Out of Office Reply

You have reached Yestertime blog.
I will be away from my blog, sipping daiquiris on the deck of a large ship until Monday, January 8. Posts will continue if I finish them tonight as usual until I return. If you need immediate blog assistance from a blog written in real time, you might need [...]

Beijing, here we come

We’ve made it to Tampa, and have a whole day to chill before leaving on the cruise. I’m not gonna lie, driving the Friday after Christmas was pretty brutal. But we know how to have a good time in the car, yes we do! We play such games as Find [...]