Category Archives: irreverence
That Bible really makes you look hot
Walking down the sidewalk next to church today, I noticed out of the corner of my eye a car slow down and roll down its window. Ready to give directions, I stopped and turned, only to be greeted by three … Continue reading
Filed under irreverence, me, out and about
Why Bug doesn’t get a say in the naming of our next child
I’m changing a particularly heinous diaper and Bug is chattering away about a small stuffed elephant that he has resurrected from his often neglected stuffed animal pile. “Mama, look at this baby elephant, he’s so cute!” “He is cute buddy, … Continue reading
Filed under Bug, Conversations with Bug, irreverence, life in our house
Why it’s ok that Bug’s favorite song has the F-word in it
First of all, because it’s an Indigo Girls song. And they’re pretty much awesome. And second of all, because it’s a cinch to edit out any swear words by yelling “EARMUFFS” really loud. Thank you Vince Vaughn in Old School.
Filed under Bug, infinite wisdom, irreverence, life in our house
No, really, you shouldn’t have
In addition to getting gifts from families at the PMO, I am also receiving gifts from the other women who work there, women that I spend a considerable amount of time with each week and consider good friends. The evolution … Continue reading
Filed under Holiday, irreverence, PMO
I promise I do more than just watch TV
Last night I watched White Christmas for the first time. I probably had seen various scenes of it before, but I remembered very little about what the plot actually was. And now, I think I’m good. I watched it, I … Continue reading
Filed under Holiday, irreverence
Oh no she didn’t
A haiku is cheap I know, but Saturday posts are hard. Suck it up.
Filed under blog life, irreverence
Dirty little confession
I read this website. And it makes me laugh. A lot. I really should not be allowed to be someone’s mom.
Filed under irreverence, me
But please, carry on as usual if it’s brown
Atlanta is currently in the worst drought in 170 years, and with our water and sewer bill this month came a sheet of helpful indoor and outdoor water conservation tips. One such tip said: “Each toilet flush uses approximately 1.6 … Continue reading
Filed under irreverence, life in our house
Frickin’ snug fit? Pick and chug it?
The Bug is too sick to go school today, but not sick enough to ease up on his unending questions and general hilarity. Since he’s missing out on his usual opportunity for fine learning, I decided to impart my own … Continue reading
Filed under Bug, Conversations with Bug, irreverence, life in our house
Silly porny
Tonight before dinner, the Bug was occupying himself while I cooked by trying to copy the Sunday comics with his orange Silly Putty. Alas, color print doesn’t come off on Silly Putty the way good old fashioned black and white … Continue reading
Filed under Bug, irreverence
