If he’s gonna come in HERE, he’s gonna kick MY ass!

My favorite part of this video is how hard the mother is trying not to laugh. Story of my life. Like yesterday when Bug asked where girls pee pee from and I said “Girls pee pee from their vaginas.” And Bug looked at me sternly and said, “Mama, NO. That [...]

Looks like we should save the baby clothes

For those of you who haven’t met Lorso, well, let’s just say I’m glad I don’t know any Hadza women personally, or we might be having a throw down. He’s my hunter, bitches.
http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1607

We’re gonna turn it on. We’re gonna bring you the power!

My parents gave Bug a collection of episodes of The Electric Company for Christmas, which he is slowly becoming acquainted with. And I tell you, they just don’t make shows like that anymore. I mean, it’s got Morgan Freeman! And Bill Cosby! And Rita Moreno! And crazy special effects! And awesome clothes! [...]

Yestertime: A Family Values Blog

In my little secret master page that edits this blog and quite possibly controls some parts of the universe, I can see where the visitors to this site have come from. I can also see what people typed into their search engines that brought up this blog as an option for what they might [...]

We did. We had a time.

I thought today was going pretty well, and then I perused the ABC online shows and discovered that they now show episodes of My So-Called Life. That’s when I realized that today was going to be FANTASTIC. If you have a spare 50 minutes, you need to watch the pilot. Even [...]

Sometimes, I am a moron

One thing you should know about me is that I watch America’s Next Top Model. Not only do I watch it, but if I miss an episode, I watch it online later. This fact, combined with this other fact make me appear to be a pretty shallow person. I am coming [...]

My new favorite scientific term: Gut flora

I bet millions of appendectomy patients everywhere are bummed to hear this.
For those of you who don’t want to read the whole article, let me summarize:
“Whoopsie,” say scientists. “Turns out you actually might use those ‘functionless’ appendices, after all! And maybe also tonsils. Silly us.”
For the record, I still have both. [...]

The epitome of laziness

This product is currently being hyped in baby and parenting magazines everywhere.
Turns out it’s really hard to lift a baby’s bottom three inches off the changing table and put a diaper under it.
I’m so glad there are folks working hard to solve the problems of modern parenthood.
P.S. My next post will have nothing to do [...]

Linkapalooza

This makes me laugh. Out loud. Every single time. You might think it’s because of the word penis. Which it is. But it’s mostly what he says right after penis. He just says it so earnestly, you know? Like, “Seriously, people, there was some bad stuff goin’ down.”
This is my brother singing with his acapella [...]