Category Archives: infinite wisdom
A voting conversation that digressed quickly
“I talked to someone recently who had very convincing arguments for Hillary.” “Yeah, well, I feel like Hillary would have to do something like have the ability to poop gold before I’d consider voting for her.” “I think being able … Continue reading
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Report: Productivity is down
Let’s take a little walk through history, or at least through the last two Januaries. (Hold up, can you put an “ie” on the end of January? I’m mildly disturbed by the sight of it.) Anyhoo, I’m specifically harkening back … Continue reading
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The lion lives in the closet
LESSONS I LEARNED FROM BEING ON A BOAT FOR SEVEN DAYS: – God is protecting us from ourselves by making it so that we must buy our food with money and spend time preparing it. Because God knows that with … Continue reading
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Reason #83
We’re waiting on Lorso to bring our food to the table at Boston Market, so I strike up a conversation with Bug. “Bug, guess what day is coming soon? Like in two days?” He grins and looks at me slyly. … Continue reading
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Why it’s ok that Bug’s favorite song has the F-word in it
First of all, because it’s an Indigo Girls song. And they’re pretty much awesome. And second of all, because it’s a cinch to edit out any swear words by yelling “EARMUFFS” really loud. Thank you Vince Vaughn in Old School.
Filed under Bug, infinite wisdom, irreverence, life in our house
Secrets of the Universe Revealed
OMG. THE PLAYDATE. Why didn’t anyone tell me about this glorious concept? You just get another kid from somewhere and then that kid plays with your kid. Like, for a long time. Doing things you long ago wished you were … Continue reading
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Actually, being able to watch shows online later kind of screws this analogy up.
I said in my About section that this blog wasn’t going to be about leaving medical school. What I forgot to also include however, is that I’m a big fat liar. Because I just came up with the best analogy … Continue reading
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I am Mommy. I know all.
We’re doing our bedtime thing: bath, jammies, teeth brushing, books, etc., when all of a sudden in the middle of it all, Bug says, “Mommy, what is God?” Uh, what? Wait a second. Weren’t we just doing zerberts? Is this … Continue reading
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