Category Archives: bumbling idiocracy
The quest for underpants
Super fast I just want to say that if your name is Carol Grise, please for the love of God pay your bills so that the debt collectors will stop calling my house and shaving a year off of my … Continue reading
Filed under bumbling idiocracy, life in our house, rants
Yestertime: A Family Values Blog
In my little secret master page that edits this blog and quite possibly controls some parts of the universe, I can see where the visitors to this site have come from. I can also see what people typed into their … Continue reading
Filed under blog life, bumbling idiocracy, internet fun
Report: Productivity is down
Let’s take a little walk through history, or at least through the last two Januaries. (Hold up, can you put an “ie” on the end of January? I’m mildly disturbed by the sight of it.) Anyhoo, I’m specifically harkening back … Continue reading
Filed under Bug, bumbling idiocracy, infinite wisdom, me
You work on commission? YOU’RE KIDDING.
“Hey there pretty lady! And who’s this handsome man with you? You a fine looking young man, aren’t you. Got the ladies all over you. How can I help you out today? We’ve got great deals on armchairs and throw … Continue reading
Filed under bumbling idiocracy, out and about
Telegram from the tropics
AM NOT REALLY IN TROPICS AS I WRITE THIS POST STOP AM TRYING TO WRITE ALL THE BLOG POSTS FOR A WEEK IN ONE NIGHT STOP IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD STOP PLEASE DON’T STOP READING MY BLOG … Continue reading
Filed under bumbling idiocracy, Le Cruise, the blog
Two paragraphs, both ending in “now”
I just ate a Lean Cuisine that was supposed to be a chicken enchilada, but tasted curiously of tuna. I looked at the box to make sure it was chicken, and realized that they weren’t even able to make the … Continue reading
Filed under bumbling idiocracy, me, Random
Limping towards the finish line with lots of CAPS LOCK
When I joined NaBloPoMo, I noticed that I had a harder time coming up with a post each day for a while. True, I already posted daily, but since I was now being watched and there were prizes on the … Continue reading
Filed under bumbling idiocracy, me, the blog
Also, I am unshowered and still in my pajamas as I write this.
Wow, I’m in a mood today. It’s not a bad or a good one, it’s just a strange one. It may be because I’m cleaning, which in the end makes me happy, but during makes me crazy. Also, there are … Continue reading
Filed under bumbling idiocracy, me, Random
In case you’re wondering, I didn’t get it back out of the trash. Apparently, I have no soul.
Every day, Bug brings home some cute art project from his class – a bird with tissue paper wings, a tree made from a tracing of his hand, a sponge painting, etc. This is really the first year that he … Continue reading
Filed under Bug, bumbling idiocracy, Conversations with Bug
This is why we eat out a lot
Dinner, dinner…hmmm. Ok, meatloaf. That’s not hard, right? Let’s see: Ground beef – check Eggs – check…Hmm, Sell By Oct. 26. They’re probably ok – besides, I’ve had salmonella poisoning and it wasn’t that bad, after the hospital part. Bread … Continue reading
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