Entries from January 2008

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Women seeking blog posts

29 y/o MWF looking for blog post to Rock My Wurld!
RU searching for a blog to call your home? Do U have a passion for lighting up the Internet with your words and wit? RU longing to be the post that everyone wants to read? Do U love long walks on the [...]

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I think I’ll go inside the bank from now on

Drive Up Bank Teller: Welcome to Wachovia!
Me: Hello.
Bug: (from back seat) Mama.
Me: (closing the tube and sending it whooshing back through the tube) Just a sec, Bug.
Teller: Just a deposit today?
Bug: Mama!
Me: Hold on, Bug. (to teller) Yes, just a deposit. Oh, and could we get a [...]

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Must be those prune trees next door

I don’t know what’s going on with the birds around work lately, but today we went outside for playground time and were immediately under shit siege. Poop rained down from the heavens in a mighty mighty shower and coated everything in its path. The kids of course were blissfully unaware of the gruesomeness [...]

Monday, January 28, 2008

Ragamuffin no more

P.S. I’m still working on that new site, so posting is picture heavy and word light. Hang in there…

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Yessssssssssssssss

You can tell that people my age are now starting to be in positions of power in the entertainment world. First, My So Called Life comes back, then this. Can 90210 be far behind?
http://teamsugar.com/group/608267/blog/989728

Saturday, January 26, 2008

To prove he’s not the milkman’s kid

Gosh, Bug sure was cute when he was two. You know, back in 1981.

Friday, January 25, 2008

This is my blog post at E-Four-E p.m.

Last night my sister came over to babysit Bug so that Lorso and I could go see Spirit of the Marathon. Bug luuuuuuurvs his Aunt S, and was anxious for her to arrive, so to get him to stop whining his mind off of the wait, I told him that she would arrive when [...]

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Looks like we should save the baby clothes

For those of you who haven’t met Lorso, well, let’s just say I’m glad I don’t know any Hadza women personally, or we might be having a throw down. He’s my hunter, bitches.
http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1607

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

We’re gonna turn it on. We’re gonna bring you the power!

My parents gave Bug a collection of episodes of The Electric Company for Christmas, which he is slowly becoming acquainted with. And I tell you, they just don’t make shows like that anymore. I mean, it’s got Morgan Freeman! And Bill Cosby! And Rita Moreno! And crazy special effects! And awesome clothes! [...]

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Time to invest in a humidifier, perhaps

Last night we finally broke out the space heater for our Siberian bedroom. Our house was already dry as a bone with the heat on, but this morning when I woke up, I felt like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall when his helmet breaks on the surface of Mars and his eyeballs are sucked out [...]